2011年1月27日星期四

Madison still got nekkid - for the rest of the game

No matter, Madison still got nekkid - for the rest of the game. Playable, too, as this video shows. Happily, the nude bomb affects only her and not Ethan, or Scott. Or the clown.Mafia II is Watching You Masturbate: Mafia II's period-piece aesthetics extended to the game's unlockables, a collection of 50 vintage Playboy centerfolds. Some of these replica Patek Philippe 3940J Men's Watch were unsafe for Japan (which, despite all of its unaccountably weird fetishes, can't show bush.) The game's stats include a timer counting down how much time you spend gazing at boobies from the 1950s and 1960s. And you can't say you were spending that time reading the articles, either.

Kinect-the-Dongs: Kinect arrived in November, and proved that for every advancement in technology, man's first instinct is to create porn with it. Shortly after the device was hacked and open-source drivers became available, game maker ThriXXX showed off a fondling simulator that skeeved pretty much everyone and threw local television reporters into predictable hysterics. Microsoft quickly stepped in to assure everyone such a game replica Patek Philippe 5040G Men's Watch would never see the light of day on the Xbox 360. ThriXXX is still eyeballing Kinect support for its PC lineup.The hijinks didn't start or end there, though. Once Dance Central hit the living room, folks realized that the game takes pictures of your performance - even if you play it in the nude.

And the tech website Slashdong did pioneering research in the field of Kinect penis recognition, finding it can't recognize a dildo the length of the average schlong (5.75 inches). So those of us with rolling pin-sized cocks must wait for Microsoft to detect more subtle protrusions of male equipment before we get the FPFer we deserve. Videos replica Patek Philippe 5037/1G Men's Watch Worth a Thousand (Four-Letter) Words: NSFW isn't just T&A. It's also wirty dords like , , and “, eat that ho.” “Snickers” took it to some next-level with this two-minute jeremiad about es, hos, ho asses and ass hoes. Fahey called the ball perfectly: “I swear at one point he starts remixing his own profanity on the fly, while playing Street Fighter. Now that's talent.

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